Well, what kind of book is it then?
Not that kind.
What kind?
Whatever kind you’re thinking of.
Is it a fairy tale?
No.
Is it an outer space story?
No.
Does it have talking bananas?
One.
So, it’s a comedy?
No.
A drama?
Definitely not.
Are there pirates?
Yes.
So, it’s a pirate book!
No.
Are there superheroes?
Maybe. She hasn’t decided yet.
Who hasn’t decided?
Wouldn’t you like to know.
Yes, that’s why I asked.
Well, I’m not telling. You’ll have to read the book.
But how do I know it’s the kind of book I’ll like?
Oh, trust me—it is that kind of book.
THIS IS NOT THAT KIND OF BOOK will be illustrated by Ben Mantle, the guy who drew the pictures for this book:
And this book: 
But to be honest, his pictures for my book are even better.
THIS IS NOT THAT KIND OF BOOK promises loads of fun for book fans ages 3 to 8. (Or does it?)
Look for it Fall 2019!