I and a slew of other great authors will be signing books at the 2021 Maplewood South Orange Book Festival in Maplewood, New Jersey, on Sunday, Sept. 26th, from 11am–4pm. If you’re in the vicinity—or if you’re not, but have a teleportation device that can get you there—stop by and say hi!
Where can I get a teleportation device!?
Oh, they haven’t been invented yet. You have to use your time machine to travel to the future and get one.
Oh ok. One question. How?
Just make sure you turn the knob on the time machine so that it’s set to “Future,” then once you’re in the future, go to the nearest teleporter store and buy one. They’re surprisingly inexpensive if you go far enough into the future.