The Hero’s Guide to Being an Outlaw
by Christopher Healy
(April 2014: Walden Pond Press/HarperCollins)
Prince Liam. Prince Frederic. Prince Duncan. Prince Gustav. You think you know those guys pretty well by now, don’t you? Well, think again. Posters plastered across the thirteen kingdoms are saying that Briar Rose has been murdered—and the four Princes Charming are the prime suspects, along with Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Lila. Now they’re on the run in a desperate attempt to clear their names.
Along the way, however, they discover that Briar’s murder is just one part of a nefarious plot to take control of all thirteen kingdoms—a plot that will lead them across the ocean, through a scorching desert, and to the doorstep of an eerily familiar fortress for a final showdown with an eerily familiar enemy.
Christopher Healy returns once again to the fairy-tale world he created for the last installment in his epically humorous history. Giant mongooses will be battled, brain-melting beetles will be run from, dozens of feathers will be plucked, and, perhaps, kingdoms will finally be saved, now and forever.
THE BARDS HAVE SPOKEN!
“As funny as the previous two Hero’s Guide titles, as hyper as a child after ingesting a pint of sugar, and as long as a phone book (whatever that is). Fans won’t want the fun to end, happily ever after or otherwise.” — Booklist
“Part screwball comedy, part sly wit, and all fun.” — Kirkus Reviews (starred review)
“Healy’s latest foray into the Thirteen Kingdoms has more than the usual amount of wit, hijinks, princes, princesses and adventures.” — Huffington Post
“With its gender-bending stereotypes and oodles of action, this addition will be welcomed by fans of the series.” — School Library Journal
“ZERO STARS!!! That’s how many stars this book has! I only like books with LOTS OF STARS! Especially stars ON THE COVER! A book like that might even give you a CLUE!” — The Pumpkin Thief